- Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
- Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Oh my god, Jack White's new girlfriend.
What the fuck is this fuckery? WHO IS SHE?
Why does she look like Nicki Minaj.
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
When I see the same joke on Facebook:
Haiku for girls:
I said send me nudes
Why are you wearing a bra
Did you not hear me
what did the boob say to the other boob?
we are breast friends